trektags:

splintmail:

"come sit with us," star trek fans say to their star wars brethren, whilst we all gather for warmth around the flaming pile of shit that is the star wars vii casting.

#star wars episode vii: jarjar abrams strikes back (tags via splintmail)

15 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  6,394 notes
#lmao




putins-boyfriend:

legalmexican:

kutchirwin:

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

And which one of her kids is Regina George?

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hola

15 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  295,180 notes




embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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15 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  615,193 notes
#inexplicably fucking hilarious




bryantrod:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE ROMPA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

15 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  134,823 notes
#rumba not rompa #but otherwise lol




littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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15 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  242,789 notes




spacefeels:

a crown for a prince

spacefeels:

a crown for a prince

16 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  30,657 notes
#guardians of the galaxy




teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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16 hours ago  —  10/20/2014  —  263,670 notes
#snerk #lmao




"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, crappy people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
1 day ago  —  10/20/2014  —  159,173 notes




grumpylinguist:

New rule: don’t use the Latin word “cum” in place of “with” in English unless it’s part of a set phrase, or you have a really good reason.

Yes I’m talking to you, Slate.

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1 day ago  —  10/20/2014  —  3,025 notes
#omfg #snerk




brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

1 day ago  —  10/19/2014  —  58,230 notes




evilblogger:

online shopping

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1 day ago  —  10/19/2014  —  147,302 notes




2 days ago  —  10/19/2014  —  93 notes
#hawaii five 0 #h50




mcdanno-fan:

Look at how cute Danny is 

mcdanno-fan:

Look at how cute Danny is 

2 days ago  —  10/19/2014  —  173 notes
#hawaii five 0 #h50




borntobemy-baby:

Danno first

2 days ago  —  10/19/2014  —  288 notes
#lmao #hawaii five 0 #h50




"You have got to start doing a better job at picking your friends." 
"Tell me about it. I chose you, didn’t I?"

2 days ago  —  10/19/2014  —  473 notes
#mcdanno #hawaii five 0 #h50