not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

7 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  219,722 notes




videogame-bug:

P.T. - Silent Hills

7 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  49 notes
#this creepy ass game




7 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  1,369 notes
#ew no why would somebody make art of this #lmfao #somebody show this to the roosterteeth people




#my mom worked at several surgery centers and i can confirm this happens#maybe not literally wow but the nurses are almost definitely on facebook or youtube during your exams#you’re getting your endoscopy and the nurse is playing farmville#guaranteed

8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  44,744 notes
#nice #lol




notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

bansheeandahunter:

Fun fact: if you say “what’s so special about Scott McCall” three times in front of the mirror, Derek shows up with a power point and recorded speech.

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8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  7,251 notes
#teen wolf #cackling




starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  99,097 notes
#it is funny tho #lmfao




8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  187,952 notes
#cackling




coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  626,004 notes
#lmfao




conscioushomo:

I’m easily impressed.

8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  230,076 notes




8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  101,619 notes
#inexplicably fucking hilarious




"Society, however, does not see all fat as being equal. A man can be much, much fatter than a woman and still be viewed as comfortably within the standard deviation; most department stores carry men’s pants up to a size 42, which is the rough equivalent of a women’s size 24—a size that a woman would have to visit a specialty big-girl store or “Women’s” department to find. Men are comfortable on beaches with their beach-ball bellies hanging over their swimsuit waistbands, bronzing their fat in the sun, whereas my fat women friends struggle to find swimwear that does not feature a skirt.

So me, I’m transgendered. It means that the gender I present in the world is not congruent with the sex that I was assigned at birth; in practical terms, I mostly look like a man but have a body that some would consider physiologically female. Even though I don’t identify as a man (I am a butch, which is its own gender), I am taken for a man about two-thirds of the time. And when I am taken for a man, I am not fat.

As a man, I’m a big dude, but not outside the norm for such things. I am just barely fat enough to shop at what I call The Big Fat Tall Guy Store, and can sometimes find my size in your usual boy-upholstery emporia. Major clothing labels, like Levi Strauss, make nice things in my size, and I am never forced to wear anything that appears to have been manufactured at Mendel the Tentmaker’s House o’ Fashion. (Although those things do exist for men, too. Those terrycloth shirts with the waistbands? Oy.) I can order extra salad dressing or ice cream or anything else in a restaurant and have it arrive without comment; I can eat it in public without anyone taking a bit of notice, even if I am shoving it into my mouth while walking down a crowded street and getting crumbs all over my chest in the process. I can run for a bus or train without anyone making a snide remark.

As a big guy, I’m big enough to make miscreants or troublemakers decide to take their hostility elsewhere. As a woman, I am revolting. I am not only unattractively mannish but also grossly fat. The clothes I can fit into at the local big-girl stores tend to fit around the neck and then get bigger as they go downward, which results in a festive butch-in-a-bag look—all the rage nowhere, ever. No matter how clearly I order a Coke in a restaurant I must be on a diet, and so I get a Diet Coke—usually with a lemon floating in it accusatorily, looking up at me as if to say, “This is as good as it’s going to get, lardass.” Wait staff develop selective amnesia about my side of fries or my request for butter, and G-d help me if I get caught eating (or even shopping) in public as a woman."
— S. Bear Bergman, “Part-Time Fatso” (via wretchedoftheearth)
8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  7,387 notes




8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  5,019 notes
#gossip girl




8 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  1,741 notes
#chuck and blair definitely had a bumpy road but scenes like this are why i will always love them #gossip girl




femme-and-furious:

pelicanchild:

naked fruit

i feel like i wasn’t supposed to see this

femme-and-furious:

pelicanchild:

naked fruit

i feel like i wasn’t supposed to see this

11 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  168,515 notes
#those white ones look like balls #lmao




lovely-little-gavvy:

castielsroosterteethwingman:

X-Ray and Vav. The world couldn’t be in safer hands

Lets be honest, it probably could be in better hands

11 hours ago  —  9/20/2014  —  5,705 notes
#these goddamn fucking dorks #ray narvaez jr #gavin free #x-ray and vav #rtah